Spike the Spy: The Real Toy Story

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Chapter I

“Hey, Jackson! Let’s throw these toys away,” said TJ.

“Why?”
 
“Because nobody ever plays with them.”
 
“Okay. Let’s go,” said Jackson.

Jackson and TJ loaded up the toys in a trashbag and threw them in dumpster outside.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Who turned out the lights?” Porky, the toy pig, squealed.

“Shhhhhhhhhh!” Spike, the toy spy, said. “Gosh, do you have an off button?”

“Well, sort of. But it’s on my butt.”

“Eeewwwwww.” Spike groaned.

“Want to touch it?” Porky joked.

“Gross! Nobody wants to touch your butt!”

“We know we don’t,” said Mr. and Mrs. Potato head.

“Neither do we,” said Slinky, the dog, and Dino, the dinosaur.

“Let’s quit clowning around and find a way out of here before we get squished!”

Just then, the dreaded dump truck rumbled down the road.  

Chapter II

“Hey, Jackson! Let’s throw these toys away,” said TJ.

“Why?”

“Because nobody ever plays with them.”

“Okay. Let’s go,” said Jackson.

Jackson and TJ loaded up the toys in a trash bag and threw them in dumpster outside.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Who turned out the lights?” Porky, the toy pig, squealed.

“Shhhhhhhhhh!” Spike, the toy spy, said. “Gosh, do you have an off button?”

“Well, sort of. But it’s on my butt.”

“Eewwwwww.” Spike groaned.

“Want to touch it?” Porky joked.

“Gross! Nobody wants to touch your butt!”

“We know we don’t,” said Mr. and Mrs. Potato head.

“Neither do we,” said Slinky, the dog, and Dino, the dinosaur.

“Let’s quit clowning around and find a way out of here before we get squished!”

Just then, the dreaded dump truck rumbled down the road.

“EARTHQUAKE!” shouted Porky.

Spike rolled his eyes. “No it isn’t. It’s a dump truck.”

“Oh then, let’s get out of here before it’s the end of us!” Woody screamed.

“Ha!” Porky sniffed the ground. “A piece of candy! Am I in heaven, or am I in a dumster?”

“You’re going to be in both if we don’t get out of here,” Grumbled Spike.

“Mama!” squealed Porky, “Get me out of here.”

A blast of light exploded from Spikes laser beam, and he laser cut a hole through the trash can.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You’re a maniac!” “Get out of the trash can!” Yelled Spike.